我们走的时候会一起走（汤姆·莱勒）
We Will All Go Together When We Go (Tom Lehrer)

我总是喜欢以积极的方式结束。
这是一首振奋人心的歌曲，保证能让你振作起来。
I always like to end on a positive note.
So here is a rousing, uplifting song, which is guaranteed to cheer you up.

当你参加葬礼时
可能会很伤心地想到
你爱的人早晚会为你做同样的事
When you attend a funeral
It is sad to think that sooner or later
Those you love will do the same for you

你可能认为这很悲惨
更不用说其他形容词了
想想他们都会哭成怎么样
And you may have thought it tragic
Not to mention other adjectives
To think of all the weeping they will do

但你不要担心
再也没有灰烬，也没有麻布 (*在欧美宗教里，哀痛时会在身上涂灰和穿麻袋)
没有黑色的臂章
总有一天会不再装饰袖子了
But don't you worry
No more ashes, no more sackcloth
And an armband made of black cloth
Will someday never more adorn a sleeve

如果有炸弹砸在你身上
让你的朋友和邻居一起来
就不会有人留下独自悲伤
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve

我们走的时候会一起走
哦，知道这个是多么令人舒坦
全世界都一样的丧亲之痛，鼓舞人心的成就
是的，我们走的时候会一起走
And we will all go together when we go
Oh, what a comforting fact that is to know
Universal bereavement, an inspiring achievement
Yes, we all will go together when we go

我们走的时候会一起走
都泛着炽热的光芒
没有人有足够的忍耐力来收取他的保险费
伦敦劳合社在我们走的时候会发大财
We will all go together when we go
All suffused with an incandescent glow
No one will have the endurance to collect on his insurance
Lloyd's of London will be loaded when they go

我们被炒的时候会一起被炒
我们终究会变成薯条
当世界是我们的烤肉店时，将不再有痛苦
是的，我们被炒的时候会一起被炒
We will all fry together when we fry
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by
There will be no more misery, when the world is our rotisserie
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry

我们被烤的时候会一起被烤
没人会醒着目睹
全员到齐参加那场盛大的焚烧
近 30 亿块全熟牛排
And we will all bake together when we bake
There'll be nobody present at the wake
With complete participation in that grand incineration
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak

我们被烧焦的时候会一起被烧焦
让死神不再呻吟
看到那个导弹时就跟它说它有多乏味吧
这个派对将会变得“如你所愿”
We will all char together when we char
And let there be no moaning of the bar
Just sing out a te diem when you see that I-C-B-M
And the party will be "come as you are"

我们燃烧的时候会一起燃烧
不用站着排队等待什么时候轮到你
当要放射性坠尘，圣彼德喊我们的时候
我们就可以推翻我们的安排行程并休会
We will all burn together when we burn
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn
When it's time for the fallout and Saint Peter calls us all out
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn

我们走的时候会一起走
每个霍屯督和每个爱斯基摩人
当空气变成乌拉尼欧斯一般
我们将同时离开
是的，我们会一起走
当我们一起走的时候
是的，我们走的时侯会一起走
We will all go together when we go
Every Hottentot and every Eskimo
When the air becomes Uranius
And we will all go simultaneous
Yes, we all will go together
When we all go together
Yes, we all will go together when we go